SUNDAY
Sunday may be fall TV's strongest night: There are dead people, cartoon people, racing people, killer people, and crime-stopping people! It's like a people-palooza up in here!
7PM - 8PM
ABC
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Season 9 premieres 9/25 at 7pm
People feel good about themselves by going to strangers' houses and pushing their own agendas and insulting the homeowners' personal taste.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Season 9 premieres 9/25 at 7pm
People feel good about themselves by going to strangers' houses and pushing their own agendas and insulting the homeowners' personal taste.
8PM - 9PM
CBS
The Amazing Race
Season 19 premieres 9/25 at 8pm
Tune in to watch pairs of teammates go extreme-vacationing and almost come to blows as they compete to win a million dollars.
The Amazing Race
Season 19 premieres 9/25 at 8pm
Tune in to watch pairs of teammates go extreme-vacationing and almost come to blows as they compete to win a million dollars.
FOX
The Simpsons
Season 23 premieres 9/25 at 8pm
At this point the show is leisurely stepping over the shark, but whatevs. It's The Simpsons.
The Simpsons
Season 23 premieres 9/25 at 8pm
At this point the show is leisurely stepping over the shark, but whatevs. It's The Simpsons.
ABC
Once Upon a Time
NEW! Series premiere airs 10/23 at 8pm
From a couple writers of Lost (Seasons 5 and 6, so don't get too excited) comes one of two new fairytale dramas this season. In this one, there are two realities: One is our normal humdrum life, and the other is an existence where fairytales are real and guys dress like dandy fops.
Once Upon a Time
NEW! Series premiere airs 10/23 at 8pm
From a couple writers of Lost (Seasons 5 and 6, so don't get too excited) comes one of two new fairytale dramas this season. In this one, there are two realities: One is our normal humdrum life, and the other is an existence where fairytales are real and guys dress like dandy fops.
FOX
The Cleveland Show
Season 3 premieres 10/23 at 8:30pm
Yup, this Family Guy spin-off is still kickin'.
The Cleveland Show
Season 3 premieres 10/23 at 8:30pm
Yup, this Family Guy spin-off is still kickin'.
FOX
Allen Gregory
NEW! Series premiere airs 10/30 at 8:30pm
Wow alert! This is an animated program on Fox that ISN'T from Seth MacFarlane! Back when he was fat, Jonah Hill created this series about a hyper-intelligent and super-rich seven-year old who's going to normal school for the first time.
Allen Gregory
NEW! Series premiere airs 10/30 at 8:30pm
Wow alert! This is an animated program on Fox that ISN'T from Seth MacFarlane! Back when he was fat, Jonah Hill created this series about a hyper-intelligent and super-rich seven-year old who's going to normal school for the first time.
9PM - 10PM
HBO
Boardwalk Empire
**EDITORS' PICK!** Season 2 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Nucky Thompson (Steve Buscemi) returns to prove that with power comes an unreal irresistibility to women you would otherwise never stand a chance with in this period drama set in Prohibition-era Atlantic City.
Boardwalk Empire
**EDITORS' PICK!** Season 2 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Nucky Thompson (Steve Buscemi) returns to prove that with power comes an unreal irresistibility to women you would otherwise never stand a chance with in this period drama set in Prohibition-era Atlantic City.
ABC
Desperate Housewives
Season 8 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
This is the ladies' final season on Wysteria Lane. It's also quite possibly the last time you'll find any of them remotely attractive.
Desperate Housewives
Season 8 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
This is the ladies' final season on Wysteria Lane. It's also quite possibly the last time you'll find any of them remotely attractive.
FOX
Family Guy
Season 10 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Back for another season of testing your patience and "This reminds me of that time when—" cutaway gags involving pop-culture jokes.
Family Guy
Season 10 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Back for another season of testing your patience and "This reminds me of that time when—" cutaway gags involving pop-culture jokes.
CBS
The Good Wife
Season 3 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Julianna Margulies stars as the scorned wife of a disgraced senator in what has become one of network TV's better dramas. This is the show's first season to air on Sunday night (it used to air on Tuesdays).
The Good Wife
Season 3 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Julianna Margulies stars as the scorned wife of a disgraced senator in what has become one of network TV's better dramas. This is the show's first season to air on Sunday night (it used to air on Tuesdays).
SHOWTIME
Dexter
Season 6 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Here comes the religion season! Rumor has that the serial-killer serial killer Dexter (the always fantasticMichael C. Hall) finds God this season, Saran Wraps him to a table, and cuts his eyes out with a grapefruit spoon.
Dexter
Season 6 premieres 9/25 at 9pm
Here comes the religion season! Rumor has that the serial-killer serial killer Dexter (the always fantasticMichael C. Hall) finds God this season, Saran Wraps him to a table, and cuts his eyes out with a grapefruit spoon.
AMC
The Walking Dead
**EDITORS' PICK!** Season 2 premieres 10/16 at 9pm
AMC's runaway hit returns with more than twice as many episodes as Season 1, but without twice the budget! Don't be surprised if, to cut costs, most of the zombies are so fresh they look just like normal human beings.
The Walking Dead
**EDITORS' PICK!** Season 2 premieres 10/16 at 9pm
AMC's runaway hit returns with more than twice as many episodes as Season 1, but without twice the budget! Don't be surprised if, to cut costs, most of the zombies are so fresh they look just like normal human beings.
FOX
American Dad
Season 7 premieres 9/25 at 9:30pm
Seth MacFarlane's third program of the evening. Of the evening! Man, that guy is rich.
American Dad
Season 7 premieres 9/25 at 9:30pm
Seth MacFarlane's third program of the evening. Of the evening! Man, that guy is rich.
10PM - 11PM
CBS
CSI: Miami
Season 10 premieres 9/25 at 10pm
The Sunglasses Brigade arrests more creepy punks on the tip of Florida. Bad guys, you better watch this, because Horatio and his team—*puts on sunglasses*—will be watching you. YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CSI: Miami
Season 10 premieres 9/25 at 10pm
The Sunglasses Brigade arrests more creepy punks on the tip of Florida. Bad guys, you better watch this, because Horatio and his team—*puts on sunglasses*—will be watching you. YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ABC
Pan Am
NEW! Series premiere airs 9/25 at 10pm
With a backdrop of the famous airline during the 1960s, when models roamed the aisles and beefcakes lingered in the cockpit, this drama really makes today's Southwest Airlines flight attendants look totally hideous.
Pan Am
NEW! Series premiere airs 9/25 at 10pm
With a backdrop of the famous airline during the 1960s, when models roamed the aisles and beefcakes lingered in the cockpit, this drama really makes today's Southwest Airlines flight attendants look totally hideous.
SHOWTIME
Homeland
**EDITORS' PICK!** NEW! Series premiere airs 10/2 at 10pm
This thriller stars a grown-up Claire Danes as an FBI agent who suspects that a recently returned prisoner of war (Damian Lewis) might be a sleeper terrorist. Jeez, can't we trust anyone these days!?!?
Homeland
**EDITORS' PICK!** NEW! Series premiere airs 10/2 at 10pm
This thriller stars a grown-up Claire Danes as an FBI agent who suspects that a recently returned prisoner of war (Damian Lewis) might be a sleeper terrorist. Jeez, can't we trust anyone these days!?!?
HBO
Hung
Season 3 premieres 10/2 at 10pm
Thomas Jane stars as a man with a really big wang. Seriously.
Hung
Season 3 premieres 10/2 at 10pm
Thomas Jane stars as a man with a really big wang. Seriously.
AMC
Hell on Wheels
NEW! Series premiere airs 11/6 at 10pm
This new Western follows a Confederate soldier who's determined to get revenge on the people who murdered his wife. His quest leads him to lawless towns built near the Transcontinental, but ends up into jeopardy when a tribe of Cheyenne Indians defend their lands. In case you couldn't tell, it's a drama.
Hell on Wheels
NEW! Series premiere airs 11/6 at 10pm
This new Western follows a Confederate soldier who's determined to get revenge on the people who murdered his wife. His quest leads him to lawless towns built near the Transcontinental, but ends up into jeopardy when a tribe of Cheyenne Indians defend their lands. In case you couldn't tell, it's a drama.
HBO
How to Make it in America
Season 2 premieres 10/2 at 10:30pm
Welcome to Entourage: New York! A handful of street hustlers hustle their way into your heart with their story of persistence, hard work, and sleeping with models.
How to Make it in America
Season 2 premieres 10/2 at 10:30pm
Welcome to Entourage: New York! A handful of street hustlers hustle their way into your heart with their story of persistence, hard work, and sleeping with models.
